sassykardashian:

"mom, I’m hungry" "make yourself something"

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pakistaninstagram:

Pakistani models backstage with designer Zara Shahjahan at Sunsilk Fashion Week.

pakistaninstagram:

Pakistani models backstage with designer Zara Shahjahan at Sunsilk Fashion Week.

vaginapowersactivate:

vagina powers activate

vaginapowersactivate:

vagina powers activate

spaghettipeej:

spaghettipeej:

i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed

MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES

tatsmato-anon:

dratraichuturnright:

thatsqualitystuff:

jonisspiffy:

THE SLASH BRINGING
SASH WRINGING
TRASH SINGING
MASH FLINGING
FLASH STRINGING RINGING
CRASH DINGING

THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER

i’m re-blogging this…
at night.

tatsmato-anon:

dratraichuturnright:

thatsqualitystuff:

jonisspiffy:

THE SLASH BRINGING

SASH WRINGING

TRASH SINGING

MASH FLINGING

FLASH STRINGING RINGING

CRASH DINGING

THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER

i’m re-blogging this…

at night.

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verticulars:

I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.

parkingstrange:

coolblogr:

parkingstrange:

who wants a free hug from us??????

i rather hug a cactus

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you-turned-me-into-we:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out

Parenting done right

pricklybangbang:

today at work i asked a customer if he wanted french vanilla creamer with his coffee and he said no because he wanted the “heterosexual” creamer instead and it just blows my mind that straight people say shit about how queer people “force our sexuality on them” because i have never met a single queer person who has done something like assign a sexuality to coffee creamer

nice-wig-janis:

you can either watch a whole tv series in a day or die trying

biotic:

i absolutely love reaching that point in a character’s development where you are no longer creating them but instead it’s like you’re getting to know them

bwwwssssshhhhhhhhh:

earthdad:

Girls need to stop wearing crop tops or I might have to resort to action by tickling them and blowing on their tummies bc they’re so darn cute

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